Ok Ok….I haven’t read the book yet, but I did order it Saturday and I’m expecting it this week. But seriously, don’t deny it men…y’all love bitches. Is that why I’m single still? Do I need to step up my bitchiness factor?
So according to a research study conducted by a licensed RN aka JIggaRN, I have come to a conclusion about the 2 main reasons why guys would even attempt to try to talk, date, whatever you wanna call it have some type of relationship with me. Here are the results of my sophisticated research findings:
2 main things guys want from me:
1: To get it in
2: To kiss my ass or be super nice because in the end they expect some type of favor in return
I would like to further add that some want both #1 & #2. I did come up with a my own hypothesis on why I am single and I attributed it to my poor relationship history of being divorced. I was married to a …excuse my language but a total dick who disrespected the marriage vows I worked so hard to maintain. Because of my bad experience, I have purposely steered clear of any commitments due to the fear of being hurt…again.
So I still have yet to read the book Why Men Love Bitches, but I can say this. I was and am a nice girl. But you see, it’s us nice girls that get screwed in the end. After I read this critically acclaimed book, just for strictly research purposes I would like to put some of its beliefs to the test and step up my bitchiness game. I am curious to find out personally if men really do love bitches. My experiment begins tomorrow. I have already found one male subject who would like to commit to this research investigation of mine. His hypothesis, he can handle the new me. My pre-conclusion, you’re hypothesis alone tells me already, that you love bitches. Man this is gonna be a fun experiment. I hope I can make the time to blog about the progress of my research study.
